I have lost two more pounds and for the first time in probably a year, I need a belt to hold up my pants! How am I doing it? The Coffee & Keyboard Diet. It consists of being glued to your laptop all day long and only drinking the cup of coffee you made for yourself when you first got up! So simple! No cooking, no measuring, and no exercising involved! You see results in roughly one week! AMAZING! I feel wonderful because the creative process is moving through me like a freight train and I am flying through my next manuscript! WONDERFUL! Side effects include feeling like absolute crap by dinner time when your body realizes it has had no nourishment. But hey… It doesn’t matter how it’s getting done as long as it is getting done!
Okay before you health nuts go ballistic, I know this is not the way to go… but it is the way it has been going. Bad…terrible… unhealthy… I am truly aware so please resist the urge to lecture me in your comments. The Fat Pants do completely agree with you and hope that this is temporary and as soon as this wave of creativity breaks, I will be back at McDonalds. They are nervous though… when I put on that belt, the horror reflected was divine! That is incentive enough to keep going…but of course in a more effective manner that is not hazardous to my overall health.