The Coffee & Keyboard Diet
I have lost two more pounds and for the first time in probably a year, I need a belt to hold up my pants! How am I doing it? The Coffee & Keyboard Diet. It consists of being glued to your laptop all day long and only drinking the cup of coffee you made for yourself when you first got up! So simple! No cooking, no measuring, and no exercising involved! You see results in roughly one week! AMAZING! I feel wonderful because the creative process is moving through me like a freight train and I am flying through my next manuscript! WONDERFUL! Side effects include feeling like absolute crap by dinner time when your body realizes it has had no nourishment. But hey… It doesn’t matter how it’s getting done as long as it is getting done!
Okay before you health nuts go ballistic, I know this is not the way to go… but it is the way it has been going. Bad…terrible… unhealthy… I am truly aware so please resist the urge to lecture me in your comments. The Fat Pants do completely agree with you and hope that this is temporary and as soon as this wave of creativity breaks, I will be back at McDonalds. They are nervous though… when I put on that belt, the horror reflected was divine! That is incentive enough to keep going…but of course in a more effective manner that is not hazardous to my overall health.
etsyguide said,
November 17, 2008 at 11:41 am
Hi,
lol…truly funny and inspirational! Unfortunately, I often sit at my PC with a bottle of Crystal Light and a BIG FAT PIECE OF POUND CAKE! Ah the horror!
xoxo (thebuzz.etsy.com)
katt88 said,
November 17, 2008 at 1:01 pm
LOL…all I could do was laugh because you are one of the funniest & most creative people I know. I can’t & won’t even lecture you today! (smile) You have already acknowledged the “bad….terrible…unhealthy…”! Heck, I am 5 minutes off of eating a Dunkin Donuts flatbread sandwich which was so gooooooood! (and 1060mg of sodium – where is my H20???) Any-who…you just go get’em girl…and keep the fat pants at bay!
Tiffiney said,
November 20, 2008 at 7:44 pm
Well congrats on having to wear a belt to keep those pants up….now eat a salad will you!!!
Kelly said,
November 23, 2008 at 6:23 pm
sorry, but i can’t resist the urge to lecture……….the fact that the keyboard is part of the diet is a bit frightening…….i’ve actually been on the same diet for the past week (not by choice) because I’ve been working nonstop………my disclaimer to your readers is “DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME!” If you like food as much as I do…..this diet sucks!
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